POEMS_____________LIMERICKS The Witchblade_______________By Briar1_______________Ian Limerick
In ancient times, in days of yore,_____________There once was a young knight named Ian,
A gauntlet was made, but not of ore,__________Whose father was only a peon,
Instead, a branch was used._________________He fought for his Lord,
In daily wear a jeweled cuff,________________Without a reward,
A weapon when the times were rough,________Although 'twas the wrong side to be on.
It's power not abused.
_______________________________________________Irons Limerick
A wielder true the weapon chose,
When evil o'er the earth arose,_______________Ken Irons, an industry leader,
To bring the world aright.___________________Just ask any newspaper reader,
One soul, forever born again,________________His man Nottingham,
________________________________________Was soon on the lam,
Her task to cease the evil spin,______________For stalking miss Sara to bleed her.
And win the endless fight.
________________________________________________Jake Limerick
'Twas Sara's turn,"The world's insane.
It's filthy, mad, in endless pain."____________There was a detective named jake,
Then Nottingham stepped in._______________Who saw someone else on the take,
A watcher, guide, protector too,_____________So Sara and he,
Her shadow, yet his heart was true,__________With unholy glee,
But Irons strove to win.____________________Took action and busted the snake.
He schemed, he bargained, but for naught,____________Sara Limerick
For Sara with the Witchblade fought,
Her will, like steel, unbending._______________Miss Sara was missing the action,
But Ian 1 did interfere,______________________Her Buell couldn't get any traction,
With Dante's plans. "Get out of here."_________Her tires they slid,
Then Ian died, defending.___________________'Til she hit a grid,
_________________________________________Then sped to her satisfaction.
Then Irons called the doctor in,
Now Ian's gone, I need his twin,_____________________Bad Ian Limerick
nd evil Ian debuted.
He killed her friends, he grabbed her, hard,____Now Bad Ian's moods tend to vary,
Until she played her master card,_____________Good Ian he gladly would bury,
The Witchblade came unglued._______________He's been a bad boy,
_________________________________________So I'll take his toy,
It killed her adversary, dead,_________________And then he'll have just me to carry.
Then wrestled time, gave life instead,
The time for grieving past.________________________Dante Limerick
It gave her friends a second chance,
To live their lives, a new advance,____________Now Dante, the Captain, is Bruno,
Hope lives again at last._____________________He's actually more of a goon...oh,
_________________________________________He hates Sara's face,
_________________________________________Her smarts and her grace.
_________________________________________But all of his plans come to...you know.
An Ian two and Sara Poem
_____________________________________________Another Ian Limerick
Now Ian two was Trouble,
Make that with a capitol T.___________________Now Ian one was strong and knightly,
He's not the only double,____________________He had wild dreams of Sara nightly,
But evil as he can be._______________________His passions did soar,
_________________________________________Unceasingly, more,
Now Irons called the Doctor,_________________But never his dreams were unsightly.
To send bad Ian out.
He thought he'd need a proctor,________________A Third Ian Limerick
And that without a doubt.
______________________________________Black coat swirling, Ian stands,
But Ian two was just too fast,______________Catching bullets in his hands,
And Irons lost his cool.___________________All for love of Sara,
As Sara's friends just came and passed,______She so strong and fair...ah,
He felt the thorough fool._________________Strangest hero in the lands.
As time so suddenly ran out,____________________Another Ian 2 Limerick
Collapsed upon the floor,
The Iron man gave one last shout,____________To Ian two,
Then sank to rise no more.__________________That witch's brew,
________________________________________Our Sara was delightful.
Then Sara's Blade came into play,____________But Irons knew,
And time backed up a bit.___________________His time was through,
Her friends again saw light of day,____________'Cause Sara was insight full.
And Danny skipped the hit. |
